If you get caught having sex on an airplane

If you get caught having sex on an airplane?
So i was on a continental flight from london to cleveland and i went to use the bathroom and the man left and i went to open the door and it was locked. The flight attendent making coffee saw this and 30 seconds later a woman walked out, i told her the bathrooms for shitting and the flight attendent just offered to wipe down the toilet for me. However, the FBI was not waiting at the gate. Do the airline employees care, is it illigal or is it one of the things where you have to hand the attendent a few hundreds before you go do what you want? The point of me asking is, seeing that others got away with it, could i take my wife in there and expect to get away without major incident?
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1 :
sounds like fun to me.
2 :
you're expecting the FBI to bust two people for having sex in an airplane? Man you're a prude. Just relax and mind your own business.
3 :
Are you jealous? I would think as long as they weren't making a bomb, all is good! People do it everywhere, be thankful they went to the restroom and locked the door.
4 :
Flight attendants and the airlines know this happens often in the washrooms. They seldom do anything about it because of the game that is played called "Mile high club" and what goes on in the washroom is really none of their business unless someone smokes or lights a match in there. The FAA would have been at the gate in that case and the person arrested. Some couples are bold enough to have sex right in their seats as it is more daring however if the flight attendant sees this happening the couple is asked to refrain from doing so. This happens in first class more often than in coach because there is more room. Just laugh it off and forget it...one day it could you being so lucky! ADDITIONAL: Hey take your wife on the next flight and meet her in the washroom and have fun! It is cramped but go for it I am sure no one will care at all!
5 :
Just so long as you don't spark up a cigarette afterwards it's fine! :)
6 :
LOL. I'd do it.